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title: Citizen Kubrick (2004)
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Stanley Kubrick's films were landmark events - majestic, memorable and
richly researched. But, as the years went by, the time between films
grew longer and longer, and less and less was seen of the director. What
on earth was he doing? Two years after his death, Jon Ronson was invited
to the Kubrick estate and let loose among the fabled archive. He was
looking for a solution to the mystery - this is what he found
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In 1996 I received what was - and probably remains - the most exciting
telephone call I have ever had. It was from a man calling himself Tony.
"I'm phoning on behalf of [Stanley
Kubrick](https://www.theguardian.com/film/stanleykubrick)," he said.
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"I'm sorry?" I said.
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"Stanley would like you to send him a radio documentary you made called
Hotel Auschwitz," said this man. This was a programme for Radio 4 about
the marketing of the concentration camp.
"Stanley Kubrick?" I said.
"Let me give you the address," said the man. He sounded posh. It seemed
that he didn't want to say any more about this than he had to. I sent
the tape to a PO box in St Albans and waited. What might happen next?
Whatever it was, it was going to be amazing. My mind started going
crazy. Perhaps Kubrick would ask me to collaborate on something. (Oddly,
in this daydream, I reluctantly turned him down because I didn't think
I'd make a good screenwriter.)
At the time I received that telephone call, nine years had passed since
Kubrick's last film, Full Metal Jacket. All anyone outside his circle
knew about him was that he was living in a vast country house somewhere
near St Albans - or a "secret lair", according to a Sunday Times article
of that year - behaving presumably like some kind of mad hermit genius.
Nobody even knew what he looked like. It had been 16 years since a
photograph of him had been published.
He'd gone from making a film a year in the 1950s (including the
brilliant, horrific Paths Of Glory), to a film every couple of years in
the 1960s (Lolita, Dr Strangelove and 2001: A Space Odyssey all came out
within a six-year period), to two films a decade in the 1970s and 1980s
(there had been a seven-year gap between The Shining and Full Metal
Jacket), and now, in the 1990s, absolutely nothing. What the hell was he
doing in there? According to rumours, he was passing his time being
terrified of germs and refusing to let his chauffeur drive over 30mph.
But now I knew what he was doing. He was listening to my BBC Radio 4
documentary, Hotel Auschwitz.
"The good news," wrote Nicholas Wapshott in the Times in 1997, bemoaning
the ever-lengthening gaps between his films, "is that Kubrick is a
hoarder ... There is an extensive archive of material at his home in
Childwick Bury. When that is eventually opened, we may get close to
understanding the tangled brain which brought to life HAL, the
\[Clockwork Orange\] Droogs and Jack Torrance."
The thing is, once I sent the tape to the PO box, nothing happened next.
I never heard anything again. Not a word. My cassette disappeared into
the mysterious world of Stanley Kubrick. And then, three years later,
Kubrick was dead.
Two years after that, in 2001, I got another phone call out of the blue
from the man called Tony. "Do you want to get some lunch?" he asked.
"Why don't you come up to Childwick?"
The journey to the Kubrick house starts normally. You drive through
rural Hertfordshire, passing ordinary-sized postwar houses and opticians
and vets. Then you turn right at an electric gate with a "Do Not
Trespass" sign. Drive through that, and through some woods, and past a
long, white fence with the paint peeling off, and then another electric
gate, and then another electric gate, and then another electric gate,
and you're in the middle of an estate full of boxes.
There are boxes everywhere - shelves of boxes in the stable block, rooms
full of boxes in the main house. In the fields, where racehorses once
stood and grazed, are half a dozen portable cabins, each packed with
boxes. These are the boxes that contain the legendary Kubrick archive.
Was the Times right? Would the stuff inside the boxes offer an
understanding of his "tangled brain"? I notice that many of the boxes
are sealed. Some have, in fact, remained unopened for decades.
Tony turns out to be Tony Frewin. He started working as an office boy
for Kubrick in 1965, when he was 17. One day, apropos of nothing,
Kubrick said to him, "You have that office outside my office if I need
you." That was 36 years ago and Tony is still here, two years after
Kubrick died and was buried in the grounds behind the house. There may
be no more Kubrick movies to make, but there are DVDs to remaster and
reissue in special editions. There are box sets and retrospective books
to oversee. There is paperwork.
Tony gives me a guided tour of the house. We walk past boxes and more
boxes and filing cabinets and past a grand staircase. Childwick was once
home to a family of horse-breeders called the Joels. Back then there
were, presumably, busts or floral displays on either side at the bottom
of this staircase. Here, instead, is a photocopier on one side and
another photocopier on the other.
"Is this ... ?" I ask.
"Yes," says Tony. "This is how Stanley left it."
Stanley Kubrick's house looks as if the Inland Revenue took it over long
ago.
Tony takes me into a large room painted blue and filled with books.
"This used to be the cinema," he says.
"Is it the library now?" I ask.
"Look closer at the books," says Tony.
I do. "Bloody hell," I say. "Every book in this room is about
Napoleon\!"
"Look in the drawers," says Tony.
I do.
"It's all about Napoleon, too\!" I say. "Everything in here is about
Napoleon\!"
I feel a little like Shelley Duvall in The Shining, chancing upon her
husband's novel and finding it is comprised entirely of the line "All
Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy" typed over and over again. John
Baxter wrote, in his unauthorised biography of Kubrick, "Most people
attributed the purchase of Childwick to Kubrick's passion for privacy,
and drew parallels with Jack Torrance in The Shining."
This room full of Napoleon stuff seems to bear out that comparison.
"Somewhere else in this house," Tony says, "is a cabinet full of 25,000
library cards, three inches by five inches. If you want to know what
Napoleon, or Josephine, or anyone within Napoleon's inner circle was
doing on the afternoon of July 23 17-whatever, you go to that card and
it'll tell you."
"Who made up the cards?" I ask.
"Stanley," says Tony. "With some assistants."
"How long did it take?" I ask.
"Years," says Tony. "The late 1960s."
Kubrick never made his film about Napoleon. During the years it took him
to compile this research, a Rod Steiger movie called Waterloo was
written, produced and released. It was a box-office failure, so MGM
abandoned Napoleon and Kubrick made A Clockwork Orange instead.
"Did you do this kind of massive research for all the movies?" I ask
Tony.
"More or less," he says.
"OK," I say. "I understand how you might do this for Napoleon, but what
about, say, The Shining?"
"Somewhere here," says Tony, "is just about every ghost book ever
written, and there'll be a box containing photographs of the exteriors
of maybe every mountain hotel in the world."
There is a silence.
"Tony," I say, "can I look through the boxes?"
I've been coming to the Kubrick house a couple of times a month ever
since.
I start, chronologically, in a portable cabin behind the stable block,
with a box marked Lolita. I open it, noting the ease with which the lid
comes off. "These are excellent, well-designed boxes," I think to
myself. I flick through the paperwork inside, pausing randomly at a
letter that reads as if it has come straight from a Jane Austen novel:
Dear Mr Kubrick,
Just a line to express to you and to Mrs Kubrick my husband's and my own
deep appreciation of your kindness in arranging for Dimitri's
introduction to your uncle, Mr Günther Rennert.
Sincerely,
Mrs Vladimir Nabokov
I later learn that Dimitri was a budding opera singer and Rennert was a
famous opera director, in charge of the Munich Opera House. This letter
was written in 1962, back in the days when Kubrick was still producing a
film every year or so. This box is full of fascinating correspondence
between Kubrick and the Nabokovs but - unlike the fabulously
otherworldly Napoleon room, which was accrued six years later - it is
the kind of stuff you would probably find in any director's archive.
The unusual stuff - the stuff that elucidates the ever-lengthening gaps
between productions - can be found in the boxes that were compiled from
1968 onwards. In a box next to the Lolita box in the cabin, I find an
unusually terse letter, written by Kubrick to someone called Pat, on
January 10 1968: "Dear Pat, Although you are apparently too busy to
personally return my phone calls, perhaps you will find time in the near
future to reply to this letter?"
(Later, when I show Tony this letter, he says he's surprised by the
brusqueness. Kubrick must have been at the end of his tether, he says,
because on a number of occasions he said to Tony, "Before you send an
angry letter, imagine how it would look if it got into the hands of Time
Out.") The reason for Kubrick's annoyance in this particular letter was
because he'd heard that the Beatles were going to use a landscape shot
from Dr Strangelove in one of their movies: "The Beatle film will be
very widely seen," Kubrick writes, "and it will make it appear that the
material in Dr Strangelove is stock footage. I feel this harms the
film."
There is a similar batch of telexes from 1975: "It would appear,"
Kubrick writes in one, "that Space 1999 may very well become a
long-running and important television series. There seems nothing left
now but to seek the highest possible damages ... The deliberate choice
of a date only two years away from 2001 is not accidental and harms us."
This telex was written seven years after the release of 2001.
But you can see why Kubrick sometimes felt compelled to wage war to
protect the honour of his work. A 1975 telex, from a picture publicity
man at Warner Bros called Mark Kauffman, regards publicity stills for
Kubrick's sombre reworking of Thackeray's Barry Lyndon. It reads:
"Received additional material. Is there any material with humour or
zaniness that you could send?"
Kubrick replies, clearly through gritted teeth: "The style of the
picture is reflected by the stills you have already received. The film
is based on William Makepeace Thackeray's novel which, though it has
irony and wit, could not be well described as zany."
I take a break from the boxes to wander over to Tony's office. As I walk
in, I notice something pinned to his letterbox. "POSTMAN," it reads.
"Please put all mail in the white box under the colonnade across the
courtyard to your right."
It is not a remarkable note except for one thing. The typeface Tony used
to print it is exactly the same typeface Kubrick used for the posters
and title sequences of Eyes Wide Shut and 2001. "It's Futura Extra
Bold," explains Tony. "It was Stanley's favourite typeface. It's sans
serif. He liked Helvetica and Univers, too. Clean and elegant."
"Is this the kind of thing you and Kubrick used to discuss?" I ask.
"God, yes," says Tony. "Sometimes late into the night. I was always
trying to persuade him to turn away from them. But he was wedded to his
sans serifs."
Tony goes to his bookshelf and brings down a number of volumes full of
examples of typefaces, the kind of volumes he and Kubrick used to study,
and he shows them to me. "I did once get him to admit the beauty of
Bembo," he adds, "a serif."
"So is that note to the postman a sort of private tribute from you to
Kubrick?" I ask.
"Yeah," says Tony. He smiles to himself. "Yeah, yeah."
For a moment I also smile at the unlikely image of the two men
discussing the relative merits of typefaces late into the night, but
then I remember the first time I saw the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut, the
way the words "CRUISE, KIDMAN, KUBRICK" flashed dramatically on to the
screen in large red, yellow and white colours, to the song Baby Did A
Bad Bad Thing. Had the words not been in Futura Extra Bold, I realise
now, they wouldn't have sent such a chill up the spine. Kubrick and Tony
obviously became, at some point during their relationship, tireless
amateur sleuths, wanting to amass and consume and understand all
information. Tony obviously misses Kubrick terribly.
But this attention to detail becomes so amazingly evident and seemingly
all-consuming in the later boxes, I begin to wonder whether it was worth
it. In one portable cabin, for example, there are hundreds and hundreds
of boxes related to Eyes Wide Shut, marked EWS - Portman Square, EWS -
Kensington & Chelsea, etc, etc. I choose the one marked EWS - Islington
because that's where I live. Inside are hundreds of photographs of
doorways. The doorway of my local video shop, Century Video, is here, as
is the doorway of my dry cleaner's, Spots Suede Services on Upper
Street. Then, as I continue to flick through the photographs, I find, to
my astonishment, pictures of the doorways of the houses in my own
street. Handwritten at the top of these photographs are the words,
"Hooker doorway?"
"Huh," I think. So somebody within the Kubrick organisation (it was, in
fact, his nephew) once walked up my street, on Kubrick's orders, hoping
to find a suitable doorway for a hooker in Eyes Wide Shut. It is both an
extremely interesting find and a bit of a kick in the teeth.
It is not, though, as incredible a coincidence as it may at first seem.
Judging by the writing on the boxes, probably just about every doorway
in London has been captured and placed inside this cabin. This solves
one mystery for me - the one about why Kubrick, a native of the Bronx,
chose the St Albans countryside, of all places, for his home. I realise
now that it didn't matter. It could have been anywhere. It is as if the
whole world is to be found somewhere within this estate.
But was it worth it? Was the hooker doorway eventually picked for Eyes
Wide Shut the quintessential hooker doorway? Back at home, I watch Eyes
Wide Shut again on DVD. The hooker doorway looks exactly like any
doorway you would find in Lower Manhattan - maybe on Canal Street or in
the East Village. It is a red door, up some brownstone steps, with the
number 265 painted on the glass at the top. Tom Cruise is pulled through
the door by the hooker. The scene is over in a few seconds. (It was
eventually shot on a set at Pinewood.) I remember the Napoleon archive,
the years it took Kubrick and some assistants to compile it, and I
suggest to Jan Harlan, Kubrick's executive producer and brother-in-law,
that had there not been all those years of attention to detail during
the early planning of the movie, perhaps Napoleon would actually have
been made.
"That's a completely theoretical and obsolete observation\!" replies
Jan, in a jolly way. "That's like saying had Vermeer painted in a
different manner, he'd have done 100 more paintings."
"OK," I say.
Jan is right, of course. So why am I so keen to discover in the boxes
some secret personality flaw to Kubrick, whose films I love so much? He
was the greatest director of his generation. Jack Nicholson's "Here's
Johnny\!" Lolita's heart-shaped sunglasses. The Dr Strangelove cowboy
riding the nuclear bomb like it's a bucking bronco. And on and on. So
many images have implanted themselves into the public consciousness,
surely because of the director's ever-burgeoning attention to detail.
"Why don't you just accept," says Jan, "that this was how he worked?"
"But if he hadn't allowed his tireless work ethic to take him to
unproductive places, he'd have made more films," I say. "For instance,
the Space 1999 lawsuit seems, with the benefit of hindsight, a little
trivial."
"Of course I wish he had made more films," says Jan.
Jan and I are having this conversation inside the stable block,
surrounded by hundreds of boxes. For the past few days I have been
reading the contents of those marked "Fan Letters" and "Résumés". They
are filled with pleas from hundreds of strangers, written over the
decades. They say much the same thing: "I know I have the talent to be a
big star. I know it's going to happen to me one day. I just need a
break. Will you give me that break?"
All these letters are - every single one of them - written by people of
whom I have never heard. Many of these young actors will be middle-aged
by now. I want to go back in time and say to them, "You're not going to
make it\! It's best you know now rather than face years of having your
dreams slowly erode." They are heartbreaking boxes.
"Stanley never wrote back to the fans," says Jan. "He never, never
responded. It would have been too much. It would have driven him crazy.
He didn't like to get engaged with strangers."
(In fact, I soon discover, Kubrick did write back to fans, on random,
rare occasions. I find two replies in total. Maybe he only ever wrote
back twice. One reads, "Your letter of 4th May was overwhelming. What
can I say in reply? Sincerely, Stanley Kubrick." The other reads, "Dear
Mr William, Thank you for writing. No comment about A Clockwork Orange.
You will have to decide for yourself. Sincerely, Stanley Kubrick.")
"One time, in 1998," Jan says, "I was in the kitchen with Stanley and I
mentioned that I'd just been to the optician's in St Albans to get a new
pair of glasses. Stanley looked shocked. He said, 'Where exactly did you
go?' I told him and he said, 'Oh, thank God\! I was just in the other
optician's in town getting some glasses and I used your name\!'" Jan
laughs. "He used my name in the optician's, everywhere."
"But even if he didn't reply to the fan letters," I say, "they've all
been so scrupulously read and filed."
The fan letters are perfectly preserved. They are not in the least bit
dusty or crushed. The system used to file them is, in fact,
extraordinary. Each fan box contains perhaps 50 orange folders. Each
folder has the name of a town or city typed on the front - Agincourt,
Ontario; Alhambra, California; Cincinnati, Ohio; Daly City, California,
and so on - and they are in alphabetical order inside the boxes. And
inside each folder are all the fan letters that came from that
particular place in any one year. Kubrick has handwritten "F-P" on the
positive ones and "F-N" on the negative ones. The crazy ones have been
marked "F-C".
"Look at this," I say to Jan.
I hand him a letter written by a fan and addressed to Arthur C Clarke.
He forwarded it on to Kubrick and wrote on the top, "Stanley. See P3\!\!
Arthur."
Jan turns to page 3, where Clarke had marked, with exclamation marks,
the following paragraph:
"What is the meaning behind the epidemic? Does the pink furniture reveal
anything about the 3rd monolith and it's emitting a pink colour when it
first approaches the ship? Does this have anything to do with a shy
expression? Does the alcohol offered by the Russians have anything to do
with French kissing and saliva?"
"Why do you think Arthur C Clarke marked that particular paragraph for
Kubrick to read?" I ask Jan.
"Because it is so bizarre and absurd," he says.
"I thought so," I say. "I just wanted to make sure."
In the back of my mind, I wondered whether this paragraph was marked
because the writer of the fan letter - Mr Sam Laks of Alhambra,
California - had actually worked out the secret of the monolith in 2001.
I find myself empathising with Sam Laks. I am also looking for answers
to the mysteries. So many conspiracy theories and wild rumours
surrounded Kubrick - the one about him being responsible for faking the
moon landings (untrue), the one about his terror of germs (this one
can't be true, either - there's a lot of dust around here), the one
about him refusing to fly and drive over 30mph. (The flying one is true
- Tony says he wasn't scared of planes, he was scared of air traffic
controllers - but the one about the 30mph is "bullshit", says Tony. "He
had a Porsche.")
This is why my happiest times looking through the boxes are when things
turn weird. For instance, at the end of one shelf inside the stable
block is a box marked "Sniper head - scary". Inside, wrapped in
newspaper, is an extremely lifelike and completely disgusting
disembodied head of a young Vietnamese girl, the veins in her neck
protruding horribly, her eyes staring out, her lips slightly open, her
tongue just visible. I feel physically sick looking at it. As I hold it
up by its blood-matted hair, Christiane, Kubrick's widow, walks past the
window.
"I found a head\!" I say.
"It's probably Ryan O'Neal's head," she replies.
Christiane has no idea who I am, nor what I'm doing in her house, but
she accepts the moment with admirable calm.
"No," I say. "It's the head of the sniper from Full Metal Jacket."
"But she wasn't beheaded," calls back Christiane. "She was shot."
"I know\!" I say.
Christiane shrugs and walks on. The sniper head would probably please Mr
Sam Laks, on a superficial level, because it is so grotesque. But in
general the most exotic things to be found here are generated from the
outside, from the imaginations of fans like him.
"I was just talking to Tony about typefaces," I say to Jan.
"Ah yes," says Jan. "Stanley loved typefaces." Jan pauses. "I tell you
what else he loved."
"What?" I ask.
"Stationery," says Jan.
I glance over at the boxes full of letters from people who felt about
Kubrick the way Kubrick felt about stationery, and then back to Jan.
"His great hobby was stationery," he says. "One time a package arrived
with 100 bottles of brown ink. I said to Stanley, 'What are you going to
do with all that ink?' He said, 'I was told they were going to
discontinue the line, so I bought all the remaining bottles in
existence.' Stanley had a tremendous amount of ink." Jan pauses. "He
loved stationery, pads, everything like that."
Tony wanders into the stable block.
"How's it going?" he asks.
"Still looking for Rosebud," I say.
"The closest I ever got to Rosebud," says Tony, "was finding a daisy gun
that he had when he was a child."
As I look through the boxes over the months, I never find my Hotel
Auschwitz tape. Nor do I get around to opening the two boxes that read
Shadow On The Sun. But, one evening just before last Christmas, I decide
to take a look. The boxes contain two volumes of what appears to be a
cheesy sci-fi radio drama script. The story begins with a sick dog: "Can
you run me over to Oxford with my dog?" says the dog's owner. "He's not
very well. I'm a bit worried about him, John." This is typed.
Kubrick has handwritten below it: "THE DOG IS NOT WELL." It soon becomes
clear - through speed-reading - that a virus has been carried to earth
on a meteorite. This is why the dog is listless, and also why humans
across the planet are no longer able to control their sexual appetites.
It ends with a speech: "There's been so much killing - friend against
friend, neighbour against neighbour, but we all know nobody on this
earth is to blame, Mrs Brighton. We've all had the compulsions. We'll
just have to forgive each other our trespasses. I'll do my part. I'll
grant a general amnesty - wipe the slate clean. Then perhaps we can
begin to live again, as ordinary decent human beings, and forget the
horror of the past few months."
This, too, is typed. But all over the script I find notes handwritten by
Kubrick. ("Establish Brighton's interest in extraterrestrial matters";
"Dog finds meteorite"; "John has got to have very powerful connections
of the highest level"; "A Bill Murray line\!") "Tony\!" I say. "What the
hell is this?"
I believe I have stumbled on a lost Kubrick radio play. Perhaps he did
this in his spare time. But, if so, why?
"No, no," says Tony. "I know what this is."
Kubrick was always a keen listener to BBC Radio, Tony explains. When he
first arrived in the UK, back in the early 1960s, he happened to hear
this drama serial, Shadow On The Sun. Three decades later, in the early
1990s, after he had finished Full Metal Jacket, he was looking for a new
project, so he asked Tony to track down the scripts. He spent a few
years, on and off, thinking about Shadow On The Sun, reading and
annotating the scripts, before he abandoned the idea and eventually -
after working on and rejecting AI (which was filmed by Steven Spielberg
after Kubrick's death) - made Eyes Wide Shut instead.
"But the original script seems so cheesy," I say.
"Ah," replies Tony, "but this is before Stanley worked his alchemy."
And I realise this is true. "Dog finds meteorite." It sounds so banal,
but imagine how Kubrick might have directed it. Do the words, "Ape finds
monolith" or, "Little boy turns the corner and sees twin girls" sound
any less banal on the page?
All this time I have been looking in the boxes for some embodiment of
the fantasies of the outsiders like Mr Sam Laks and me - but I never do
find anything like that. I suppose that the closer you get to an enigma,
the more explicable it becomes. Even the somewhat crazy-seeming stuff,
like the filing of the fan letters by the town from which they came,
begins to make sense after a while.
It turns out that Kubrick ordered this filing in case he ever wanted to
have a local cinema checked out. If 2001, say, was being screened in
Daly City, California, at a cinema unknown to Kubrick, he would get Tony
or one of his secretaries to telephone a fan from that town to ask them
to visit the cinema to ensure that, say, the screen wasn't ripped. Tony
says that if I'm looking for something exotic or unexpected or extreme,
if I'm looking for the solution to the mystery of Kubrick, I don't
really need to look inside the boxes. I just need to watch the films.
"It's all there," he says. "Those films are Stanley."
Although the Kubricks have always closely guarded their privacy inside
Childwick, I come to the end of my time at the house during something of
a watershed moment. Christiane Kubrick and her daughter Katherine are
soon to open the grounds and the stable block to the public for an art
fair, displaying their work and the work of a number of local artists.
The boxes are going to be moved somewhere else. Many, in fact, have now
been shipped to Frankfurt. On March 31, the Deutsches Filmmuseum will
launch a major Kubrick exhibition, including lenses, props, cameras and
some of the stuff that I found in the boxes. This will tour across
Europe and hopefully visit London, if the BFI can find a suitable
exhibition space. And the German publisher Taschen is soon to bring out
a book on Kubrick that will reproduce some of the Napoleon archive.
Towards the end of my time at the Kubrick house, Tony mentions something
seemingly inconsequential, but as soon as he says it I realise that the
Rosebud I was after - the quintessence of Kubrick - has been staring me
in the face from the very first day. From the beginning, I had mentally
noted how well constructed the boxes were, and now Tony tells me that
this is because Kubrick designed them himself. He wasn't happy with the
boxes that were on the market - their restrictive dimensions and the
fact that it was sometimes difficult to get the tops off - so he set
about designing a whole new type of box. He instructed a company of box
manufacturers, G Ryder & Co, of Milton Keynes, to construct 400 of them
to his specifications.
"When one batch arrived," says Tony, "we opened them up and found a
note, written by someone at G Ryder & Co. The note said, 'Fussy
customer. Make sure the tops slide off.'"
Tony laughs. I half expect him to say, "I suppose we were a bit fussy."
But he doesn't. Instead, he says, "As opposed to non-fussy customers who
don't care if they struggle all day to get the tops off."
The thing is, nobody outside the Kubrick house got to see the boxes