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## [Rent-a-coder hilarity][5]

November 26th, 2008  |  Tags: [computer science][6], [diagonalization][7], [general][8], [humor][9]  |  [1 Comment][10]

[This amazing “want-ad” for an impossible task][11] is maybe the greatest thing I’ve seen on the internet this fiscal quarter:

> The purpose of this project is to create a debugger program. This program will take as input the source code another program, and will analyze that other program and determine if it will run to completion, or have an error, or go into an infinite loop.

Predictably, many “bidding contractors” are in on the joke — “KurtG” and “GeorgeCantor” make appearances — but the best part are the completely earnest, form-letter replies from contractors who are willing to get this done on time and under budget, like this fellow (all errors are in the original):

> Dear Sir/Madam, I looked at your bid request and I am here to tell you that we are really interested in this project and we are exacatly the coders you are looking for. I assure you that we can really do it the way you want.In 15 days we can bring you high quality results to your complete satisfaction, along with 90 days of warranty upon the delivery of the final version of our product. We’re looking forward to starting this project as soon as possible. Just give us a chance , you will never be disappointed. Its not about doing it , its about doing it professionally exactly according to the requirements.

Just awesome. One wonders what other undecidable problems could be contracted out for less than a grand. It would almost be worth the money to get one of these firms — especially those with an ironclad guarantee — to produce a deliverable.

**UPDATE**: all of the comments are now gone. Fortunately, I anticipated this and saved a [screendump (pdf link)][12].

(thanks to mef for the link)

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## Responses

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1. Bob says:   

April 15th, 2009 at 08:03:16 AM ([#][15]) 

It seems that Alan Turing has paid Rent A Coder a visit:

<http://www.rentacoder.com/RentACoder/misc/BidRequests/ShowBidRequest.asp?lngBidRequestId=1146467>

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